Date Submitted: 2004-10-18 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control. |
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-Don Marquis |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-23 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little. |
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-Joe Martin |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-23 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. |
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-Groucho Marx |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-23 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
Women should be obscene and not heard. |
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-Groucho Marx |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-19 |
Submitted By: Drew |
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend; Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. |
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-Groucho Marx |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-19 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. |
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-William G. McAdoo |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-23 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don't want to meet them. |
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-H.L. Mencken |
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Date Submitted: 2004-08-08 |
Submitted By: Brian |
What the fuck is the internet? |
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-Jay Mews, Jay and Silent Bob |
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Date Submitted: 2004-04-16 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
You're busy fucking everyone. |
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-Ladd Mitchell |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-23 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
Out of life's school of war: What does not destroy me, makes me stronger. |
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-Friedrich Nietzsche |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-23 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
Woman was God's second mistake. |
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-Friedrich Nietzsche |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-23 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
I drink too much and don't believe in much of anything. |
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-John Nolan |
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Date Submitted: 2004-04-07 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. |
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-George Patton |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-23 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
He was a wise man who invented God. |
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- Plato |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-18 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
Only the dead have seen the end of war. |
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- Plato |
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Date Submitted: 2005-12-04 |
Submitted By: Dustin Cook |
"To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." |
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-Steve Prefontaine |
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Date Submitted: 2004-04-07 |
Submitted By: Tristan |
Does this look like a Q to you? |
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-Glen Quagmire |
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Date Submitted: 2005-01-12 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
What? Fat chicks need love too... But they gotta pay. |
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- Quagmire, Family Guy |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-19 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. |
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-Dan Quayle |
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Date Submitted: 2004-06-09 |
Submitted By: Dustin Cook |
When you got a gun, you don't got ta work out. |
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-Chris Rock |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-23 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. |
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-Andy Rooney |
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