Date Submitted: 2004-10-18

Submitted By: Tyler

Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control.

-Don Marquis


Date Submitted: 2004-05-23

Submitted By: Tyler

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little.

-Joe Martin


Date Submitted: 2004-05-23

Submitted By: Tyler

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

-Groucho Marx


Date Submitted: 2004-05-23

Submitted By: Tyler

Women should be obscene and not heard.

-Groucho Marx


Date Submitted: 2004-05-19

Submitted By: Drew

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend; Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

-Groucho Marx


Date Submitted: 2004-05-19

Submitted By: Tyler

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.

-William G. McAdoo


Date Submitted: 2004-05-23

Submitted By: Tyler

I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don't want to meet them.

-H.L. Mencken


Date Submitted: 2004-08-08

Submitted By: Brian

What the fuck is the internet?

-Jay Mews, Jay and Silent Bob


Date Submitted: 2004-04-16

Submitted By: Tyler

You're busy fucking everyone.

-Ladd Mitchell


Date Submitted: 2004-05-23

Submitted By: Tyler

Out of life's school of war: What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.

-Friedrich Nietzsche


Date Submitted: 2004-05-23

Submitted By: Tyler

Woman was God's second mistake.

-Friedrich Nietzsche


Date Submitted: 2004-05-23

Submitted By: Tyler

I drink too much and don't believe in much of anything.

-John Nolan


Date Submitted: 2004-04-07

Submitted By: Tyler

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.

-George Patton


Date Submitted: 2004-05-23

Submitted By: Tyler

He was a wise man who invented God.

- Plato


Date Submitted: 2004-05-18

Submitted By: Tyler

Only the dead have seen the end of war.

- Plato


Date Submitted: 2005-12-04

Submitted By: Dustin Cook

"To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift."

-Steve Prefontaine


Date Submitted: 2004-04-07

Submitted By: Tristan

Does this look like a Q to you?

-Glen Quagmire


Date Submitted: 2005-01-12

Submitted By: Tyler

What? Fat chicks need love too... But they gotta pay.

- Quagmire, Family Guy


Date Submitted: 2004-05-19

Submitted By: Tyler

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.

-Dan Quayle


Date Submitted: 2004-06-09

Submitted By: Dustin Cook

When you got a gun, you don't got ta work out.

-Chris Rock


Date Submitted: 2004-05-23

Submitted By: Tyler

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

-Andy Rooney