Date Submitted: 2004-07-06

Submitted By: Tyler

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation

- Saki


Date Submitted: 2004-06-08

Submitted By: Tyler

God is a useless, and costly hypothesis, so we will do without it.

-Jean-Paul Sartre


Date Submitted: 2004-05-23

Submitted By: Tyler

We do not know what we want and yet we are responsible for what we are - that is the fact.

-Jean-Paul Sartre


Date Submitted: 2004-07-22

Submitted By: Tyler

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.

-Jean - Paul Sartre, Nausea (1938) "Vendredi"


Date Submitted: 2004-05-19

Submitted By: Tyler

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

-Albert Schweitzer


Date Submitted: 2004-05-23

Submitted By: Tyler

I shall never be ashamed of citing a bad author if the line is good.

- Seneca


Date Submitted: 2004-05-23

Submitted By: Tyler

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.

-George Bernard Shaw


Date Submitted: 2004-06-09

Submitted By: Tristan

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! The're about to announce the lottery numbers...

-Homer Simpson


Date Submitted: 2004-04-07

Submitted By: FRENCH

OH MY GOD WE HAVE A KITCHEN?

-Homer Simpson


Date Submitted: 2004-07-27

Submitted By: Blake

They have the internet on computers now?

-Homer J. Simpson


Date Submitted: 2004-10-18

Submitted By: Tyler

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.

-Edith Sitwell


Date Submitted: 2004-08-11

Submitted By: Tyler

I don't care who fucked who... I just don't wanna die.

-Kevin Smith


Date Submitted: 2004-10-01

Submitted By: Tyler

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

-Joseph Stalin


Date Submitted: 2004-05-23

Submitted By: Tyler

Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?

-Clifford Stoll


Date Submitted: 2004-10-25

Submitted By: Thomas

That was either Superman or Dad falling off the roof

-Thomas Sturrock, its me


Date Submitted: 2004-05-23

Submitted By: Tyler

'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

-Alfred Lord Tennyson


Date Submitted: 2004-05-23

Submitted By: Tyler

A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear the Universal Symphony with God singing solo and the Holy Ghost on drums.

-Hunter S. Thompson


Date Submitted: 2005-01-07

Submitted By: spencer

luck, is when preperation and opportunity meet

-pierre trudeau


Date Submitted: 2004-04-07

Submitted By: Drew

These go to eleven.

-Nigel Tufnel, Spinal Tap


Date Submitted: 2004-05-19

Submitted By: Tyler

In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.

-Mark Twain


Date Submitted: 2004-05-23

Submitted By: Tyler

He is not part of our demographic, he is expendable.

- Unknown, Overheard on tour with Maroon 5


Date Submitted: 2004-05-23

Submitted By: Tyler

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

- Unknown, Farmer's Almanac 1978


Date Submitted: 2004-04-02

Submitted By: Tyler

Girls assume the worst, but expect the best.

- Unknown, Overheard on tour with Maroon 5


Date Submitted: 2004-06-18

Submitted By: Tyler

I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.

- Unknown


Date Submitted: 2004-06-27

Submitted By: Drew

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

- Unknown, Chinese proverb


Date Submitted: 2004-07-31

Submitted By: Mark

I thought it through and my worst brings out the best in you

- Unknown


Date Submitted: 2004-08-17

Submitted By: shop_tape

He who laugh's last...laugh's last.

- Unknown, ?


Date Submitted: 2004-10-01

Submitted By: Tristan

Friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families.

- Unknown


Date Submitted: 2004-10-02

Submitted By: Tyler

Avoid permanent fixes to temporary problems.

- Unknown


Date Submitted: 2004-11-03

Submitted By: thomas

everybody gets what they want but not what they deserve(a swift kick in the ass)

-calvin and hobb Unknown


Date Submitted: 2005-02-19

Submitted By: tristan

I'm gonna mind fuck your brains out.

-Tristan Unknown


Date Submitted: 2004-05-23

Submitted By: Tyler

All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

- Unkown


Date Submitted: 2004-10-01

Submitted By: Tristan

Remember, no matter how good she looks some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.

- Unkown


Date Submitted: 2004-05-23

Submitted By: Tyler

A man can stand anything except a succession of ordinary days.

-Johann Wolfgang van Goethe


Date Submitted: 2004-06-09

Submitted By: Tyler

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

-Bill Vaughan


Date Submitted: 2004-05-23

Submitted By: Tyler

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

-Gore Vidal


Date Submitted: 2004-05-23

Submitted By: Tyler

Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do.

- Voltaire


Date Submitted: 2004-05-23

Submitted By: Tyler

A witty saying proves nothing.

- Voltaire


Date Submitted: 2004-05-23

Submitted By: Tyler

Judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers.

- Voltaire


Date Submitted: 2004-06-27

Submitted By: Tyler

I have learned to use the word 'impossible' with the greatest caution.

-Wernher von Braun


Date Submitted: 2004-06-09

Submitted By: Tyler

In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them.

-Johann von Neumann


Date Submitted: 2004-05-23

Submitted By: Tyler

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

-Oscar Wilde


Date Submitted: 2004-05-23

Submitted By: Tyler

I am not young enough to know everything.

-Oscar Wilde


Date Submitted: 2004-05-23

Submitted By: Tyler

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.

-Oscar Wilde


Date Submitted: 2004-07-06

Submitted By:

I suppose that I shall have to die beyond my means.

-Oscar Wilde, upon being told the cost of an operation


Date Submitted: 2004-05-23

Submitted By: Tyler

Blame someone else and get on with your life.

-Alan Woods


Date Submitted: 2004-05-23

Submitted By: Tyler

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?

-Steven Wright


Date Submitted: 2004-05-23

Submitted By: Tyler

When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.

-William Wrigley Jr.


Date Submitted: 2004-05-23

Submitted By: Tyler

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

-Frank Zappa