Date Submitted: 2004-07-06 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation |
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- Saki |
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Date Submitted: 2004-06-08 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
God is a useless, and costly hypothesis, so we will do without it. |
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-Jean-Paul Sartre |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-23 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
We do not know what we want and yet we are responsible for what we are - that is the fact. |
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-Jean-Paul Sartre |
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Date Submitted: 2004-07-22 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. |
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-Jean - Paul Sartre, Nausea (1938) "Vendredi" |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-19 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. |
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-Albert Schweitzer |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-23 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
I shall never be ashamed of citing a bad author if the line is good. |
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- Seneca |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-23 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. |
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-George Bernard Shaw |
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Date Submitted: 2004-06-09 |
Submitted By: Tristan |
If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! The're about to announce the lottery numbers... |
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-Homer Simpson |
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Date Submitted: 2004-04-07 |
Submitted By: FRENCH |
OH MY GOD WE HAVE A KITCHEN? |
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-Homer Simpson |
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Date Submitted: 2004-07-27 |
Submitted By: Blake |
They have the internet on computers now? |
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-Homer J. Simpson |
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Date Submitted: 2004-10-18 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it. |
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-Edith Sitwell |
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Date Submitted: 2004-08-11 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
I don't care who fucked who... I just don't wanna die. |
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-Kevin Smith |
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Date Submitted: 2004-10-01 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. |
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-Joseph Stalin |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-23 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users? |
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-Clifford Stoll |
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Date Submitted: 2004-10-25 |
Submitted By: Thomas |
That was either Superman or Dad falling off the roof |
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-Thomas Sturrock, its me |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-23 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
'Tis better to have loved and lost
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-Alfred Lord Tennyson |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-23 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear the Universal Symphony with God singing solo and the Holy Ghost on drums. |
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-Hunter S. Thompson |
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Date Submitted: 2005-01-07 |
Submitted By: spencer |
luck, is when preperation and opportunity meet |
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-pierre trudeau |
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Date Submitted: 2004-04-07 |
Submitted By: Drew |
These go to eleven. |
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-Nigel Tufnel, Spinal Tap |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-19 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these. |
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-Mark Twain |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-23 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
He is not part of our demographic, he is expendable. |
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- Unknown, Overheard on tour with Maroon 5 |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-23 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer. |
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- Unknown, Farmer's Almanac 1978 |
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Date Submitted: 2004-04-02 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
Girls assume the worst, but expect the best. |
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- Unknown, Overheard on tour with Maroon 5 |
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Date Submitted: 2004-06-18 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere. |
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- Unknown |
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Date Submitted: 2004-06-27 |
Submitted By: Drew |
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. |
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- Unknown, Chinese proverb |
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Date Submitted: 2004-07-31 |
Submitted By: Mark |
I thought it through and my worst brings out the best in you |
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- Unknown |
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Date Submitted: 2004-08-17 |
Submitted By: shop_tape |
He who laugh's last...laugh's last. |
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- Unknown, ? |
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Date Submitted: 2004-10-01 |
Submitted By: Tristan |
Friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families.
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- Unknown |
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Date Submitted: 2004-10-02 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
Avoid permanent fixes to temporary problems. |
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- Unknown |
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Date Submitted: 2004-11-03 |
Submitted By: thomas |
everybody gets what they want but not what they deserve(a swift kick in the ass) |
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-calvin and hobb Unknown |
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Date Submitted: 2005-02-19 |
Submitted By: tristan |
I'm gonna mind fuck your brains out. |
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-Tristan Unknown |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-23 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors. |
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- Unkown |
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Date Submitted: 2004-10-01 |
Submitted By: Tristan |
Remember, no matter how good she looks some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. |
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- Unkown |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-23 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
A man can stand anything except a succession of ordinary days. |
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-Johann Wolfgang van Goethe |
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Date Submitted: 2004-06-09 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
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-Bill Vaughan |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-23 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail. |
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-Gore Vidal |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-23 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do. |
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- Voltaire |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-23 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
A witty saying proves nothing. |
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- Voltaire |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-23 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
Judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers. |
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- Voltaire |
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Date Submitted: 2004-06-27 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
I have learned to use the word 'impossible' with the greatest caution. |
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-Wernher von Braun |
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Date Submitted: 2004-06-09 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them. |
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-Johann von Neumann |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-23 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. |
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-Oscar Wilde |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-23 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
I am not young enough to know everything. |
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-Oscar Wilde |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-23 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. |
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-Oscar Wilde |
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Date Submitted: 2004-07-06 |
Submitted By: |
I suppose that I shall have to die beyond my means. |
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-Oscar Wilde, upon being told the cost of an operation |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-23 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
Blame someone else and get on with your life. |
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-Alan Woods |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-23 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? |
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-Steven Wright |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-23 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary. |
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-William Wrigley Jr. |
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Date Submitted: 2004-05-23 |
Submitted By: Tyler |
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. |
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-Frank Zappa |
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